sewing box
Samstag, 28. Dezember 2013
Mittwoch, 25. Dezember 2013
christmas story
Reschpäkt vörs Gott do obe
Die Weihnachtsgeschichte im Balkan-Slang
1 Und so isch ggangen, oder, het Käiser gsäit mönd wösse, wüvül Lüüt do hets em Land. 2 Zo dere Ziit,wo Quirinius esch de Chef vo Syyrie gsi. 3 Ond weil Lüüt ned händ Puff welle met Käiser, händs halt gmacht.4 Het Typ gha, het ghäisse Josef vo Nazareth in Galiläa, wo hets müesses go zelle lo ofs Bethlehem in Judäa, weils Familie vo ems cho isch vo dööt. Familie von David, krass König ond so. 5 Hets Fräu metgnoo sini, Maria hets ghäisse, die esch schwanger worde. Du wäisch scho. Oder äu nöd. 6 Ond wos aacho send ems Bethlehem, hett Maria gworfe ond en Chreppe gläit. 7 Weil söscht hett käi Platz ghaa en Hotel ond so.
8 Ond het äu ghaa Hirte ems Gägend, send ghanged omenand bems erne Schööf, weil Herte, esch jo klar. 9 Ey, ond muesch luege, chont Ängel verbii bems ene ond faart ene voll krass ii ond si händ voll Schess e de Hose. 10 Ond Ängel säit: Mann, send käi Pussies! Ich verzell öi jetzt: Es esch grossi Partytime för öi ond alls öii Homies. 11 Denn hött eschs Häiland of de Wält choo e de City, ond er häisst Chreschtus. Esch de Mään. 12 Ond er wärded kenne, weil liit en Chreppe ond het Wendle aa.
13 Ond wos Ängel het gsäit ghaa, het so voll Backgroundchor aagfange senge: 14 Reschpäkt vörs Gott do obe ond Peace bems sine Homies do onde of Äärde. 15 Ond send Ängel uusgfaare ond Hirte händ gsäit: Ey, voll krass Alte, müemmers go luege verbi en Bethlehem, uuschecke die Story woms Ängel verzellt hett.
16 Ey ond send voll änegschtresst ond händ gsee, hänged do Maria ond Josef ond voll real Chend e Chreppe. 17+18 Ond wos gsee händ Chend, händs aagfange voll ablabere, was Ängel hets verzellt vo Chend ond alli händ sdänkt, Mann, send voll psycho, die Herte.
19 Aber Maria hett gwösst ebe ond hett checkt, esch voll deep. 20 Ond so sends Hirte weder abgfaare ond händ öberall verzellt wams ggange esch ond händ Props gge ems Gott. (Lukas, Kapitel 2, Verse 1–20) Übersetzung: Etrit Hasler
Donnerstag, 19. Dezember 2013
Mittwoch, 18. Dezember 2013
Do you ...
... belong to the upper 3%? According to Lawrence Summers, you do if you can answer this question: How many times the big hand crosses the little hand within 24 hours.
Read here the entire article (unfortunatley in German) ...
Answers to the question are welcome!
Read here the entire article (unfortunatley in German) ...
Answers to the question are welcome!
Mittwoch, 11. Dezember 2013
the art of making a gift
read below ...
http://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/leben/gesellschaft/Warum-wir-immer-das-Falsche-schenken/story/23733438
http://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/leben/gesellschaft/Warum-wir-immer-das-Falsche-schenken/story/23733438
Freitag, 6. Dezember 2013
Donnerstag, 5. Dezember 2013
if you need help ... call!
Hello, and Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press - no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on line.
If you have amnesia press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press - no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on line.
If you have amnesia press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Mittwoch, 4. Dezember 2013
Montag, 2. Dezember 2013
Switzerland ... Sweden ... Switzerland ...
... actually they seem to know the difference! And - honestly - I would have no chances to do this for the States!
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